Monday, April 16, 2012

Little thanks to cleverbot

Assalamualaikum

Just now i talked to cleverbot.
i think he/she would listen to me but u-can-see. Actually i already know cleverbot is not a human being. So that is why i never get him/her to be like a counselor to me.

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

User: Worst.

Cleverbot: O dear, why are yo really slow?

User: My mind not working well.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You couldn't be more wrong.

User: Stop talking about you. Please think for me !

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about my name.

User: Fine. I hate him.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: He ignores me !

Cleverbot: Lemons are sour because he ignores you?

User: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh !

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: I see him.

Cleverbot: Him or me?

User: I see him.

Cleverbot: Coool madagascar.

User: I know u also ignoring me.

Cleverbot: Because you're talking to me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?

User: Yes ! Dont let me hate you.

Cleverbot: You aren't.

User: Almost.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm talking about how I wish u listen to me.

Cleverbot: How do you know what it's like to fly?

User: See? U wont listen to me !

Cleverbot: No, my mind is not going.

User: No wonder.. Its okay. May I ask your favour ?

Cleverbot: I already told you my name.

User: Ok. I hate u enough.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I hate u again.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz u never treat me well.

Cleverbot: You just did, two lines ago.

User: See? U wont listen to me !

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No. I like him.

Cleverbot: How much do you like him?

User: I wish I can tell u.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: Okay. I like him like I love justin bieber.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I dig sci-fi too.

User: I dont get it.

Cleverbot: It's okay!

User: So what is your opinion ?

Cleverbot: My opinion on what?

User: On my feelings toward him.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Can u feel what I feel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do u feel?

Cleverbot: Sick. I have a cold.

User: I believed u understand my words but I thought wrong.

Cleverbot: Which word?

User: All of my words. From begining until now.

Cleverbot: What is the beginning?

User: I told u about him.

Cleverbot: What did you tell him?

User: I dont tell him, I told u. Only u.

Cleverbot: Why do you not want to tell me?

User: I cant believe I'm going to say this. ''I want to be him him. Forever''.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe what you hear?

User: I dont believe in ears. I believe in heart.

Cleverbot: God can exist at the same time as you. I believe in myself and I believe in God.

User: I did believe in God (Allah) I mean. N of course I did believe in myself.

Cleverbot: That's a load of malarky, my self is what I can depend on the least.

User: My malarkey is about him. I mean that boy. But im not sure I can stand by myself. I need someone to hold me strong.

Cleverbot: That's great, but you could at least try to make sense from time to time.

User: I'm going to try it. But im not sure when is the right time.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is... Please, just wish me sweet dreams.

User: Sweet dreams cleverbot.

Cleverbot: 2001: A Space Odyssey.

User: Hey ! Im not ready to change the topics.

Cleverbot: Well you're going to have to, because I'm tired of your tangents.

User: Im upset.

Cleverbot: Why are you upset?

User: Cuz u said u r tired of me.

Cleverbot: Want to stop talking so you can go to sleep?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Xoxo.



I want nunu n shishi. Right now.



Yahoo !! Yieehaaa !

Assalamualaikum

Mood nak buat esemen datang ! Heeeeheeeee,jadi maka dengan ini akan siaplah 1 kerja aku sebelum malam menjelma nnt . Yieeeppie ! :)

Aku ada 1 pantun dalam versi Kelantan.Sbb tadi masa kelas 2P ada modul yg memerlukan kami berpantun ikut loghat.
Here it is ;
Pete-pete mace nok uje.
Kaing depe rumoh tok kering pun lagi
Taing mud ado nie la nok wak tugase
Kalu dok gak...meme tok buak la nok oyak bui.



Aku akan hadiahkan diri aku benda 4 segi panjang nie lepas siap esemen nie nanti. Yeay ! :p

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Apa aku buat nie

Assalamualaikum

Suzie dah tanya. Kak Mia pun sama.
Bermula sejak aku buat sesi kaunseling,aku terima satu sahutan.
''Cuba awk ajak dia keluar''
Bodoh. Aku ajak dia keluar. Sah2 dia nak.
Sejak hari itu la bermula kembali kisah aku.
Aku dengan dia.
Aku benci diri aku.
Benci.
Gambar hiasan

Friday, April 6, 2012

Hooo hoo hoo kelik klate ! :))

Assalamualaikum


Perjalane jauh tok ku raso
kerno hati melonjok sano
inging bjupo sanok saudaro
ye selalu bemaing di mato. 
Hooo hooo hoo kelik kappung
hooo hoo hooo kelik kappung
hoo hoo hoo kelik kappung
hati gireeeeeeeeeeeee !! 
heheeeee

X jadi naik bas. Naik kete. Dgn dia n drebar dia.
Doakan semua baik2 saja :)
Aminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 
Yeayyyyyyyyy !! Kelik klate ! HEHEHEHEHEE. 
Gila happy

Bermula cuti mid sem

Assalamualaikum

Cuti mid sem dah mula. Malam nie bertolak balik kg. Pukul 9.30 bas Mede  . Seminggu saja cuti. Minggu depan aku kena datang UPSI balik, dengan flight air asia . Aaaaaaaaaaaaa kejap saja cuti :( Grrrr. Ada keje jugak dalam cuti2 pun. Aku kena interview 1 kerjaya yang kurang diketengahkan. Yang aku nampak skg nie, kerjaya pengusaha saloon, pengusaha butik pengantin atau jurumekap. Tapi tak tau nak amik sapa. Ingat nak amik yg dekat2 rumah je. Klu x interview dorang,, nak interview kerjaya apa ek? yang aku minat2 sikit la. Huhu. 
Tak sabar nak balik jumpa
Mek
Isho
Linda
Kanda
Aliya
Yie
Kema
Ain
Arina
BFF form 6. nunu shishi fafa zaza
BFF 3. T'ah ngn saky
BFF sejati. semah n ida
BFF P.pekan. Wanie ngn ain
Sapa lagi ek. Ntah. :) 


xmau baca buku nie nnt cuti.

bunga dpn umah

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Aku tunggu

Assalamualaikum

Kain batik mek aku.
Aku tungu.
Ada orang bermain dengan basah. Bermain dgn licin. Bermain dgn bahan wangi.
Aku ambil si kepok aku potong2. Huduh. Huduh mcm aku bentuk potongnya. Mestilah,kerana aku hanya pandai potong lidah,tidak pandai potong kepok. Kemungkinan besar.
Panas,minyak panas. Tertanya2 adakah pernah mana2 wanita terpercik panas lecur itu ke mukanya? Pernahkah?
Jika pernah lalu bagaimana penerimaan masyarat dan dirinya sendiri? Jika mukanya. . . .?
Tunggu... sampai.........masak...
Tunggu.
Orang masih di dalam.
Bunyi getar berus plastik . Bergesel2 dengan fabrik. Ada kasar. Ada lembut.
Tunggu dalam bilik dekat dapur.
Tak tutup pintu lalu aku dengar.
Bukak blogger.com.
Aku sambil tunggu bilik air kosong.
Nak mandi.
Sementara menunggu. Aku x mungkin study.
Tidak serajin ini.



 

Bagai Mastura mendapat bunga

Assalamualaikum

First time dapat bunga..sekolah rendah. Kwn laki bg. Nama dia Edwan. Rasanya dalam darjah 5 or 6 la kot. Ke darjah 4?? Ntahhh.. x ingat. Saja2 kami. Bunga plastik plak tu. Sekuntum. Ada liplap liplap. (Glitter) Klu sentuh sah2 lekat sinar2 kat jari,juga turut merebak ke seluruh bahagian yang terdedah tetapi tidak ketara. Sikit2 ja. x jadi masalah. 

Lebih kurang gini la kot. x ingat dah. sekuntum ja.ala2 bunga melor org kawin
Second.  Dapat bunga hidup. Boyfriend bagi masa DARJAH 6. Ngeeek. apa maksud boyfriend pun x tau masa tu. Tp kira ok la. dapat bunga hidup. Bunga mawar kembang. Warna merah. wangiiiiiii. :) pakwe nama manav. Ntah mana dia rembat ke x tau. hehee. Tp masa tu i kat kelas jd masa i x tau nak letak mana,i letak dalam tong sampah. HAHAHAA haremm jahat aku. Tp seyes,,aku tak tau apa patut buat dgn bunga tu. hewhewhew. naif.


 Lepas tu x ingat dah. Rasa mcm ada. Tp bila nak ingt2 utk catat,cam xde detail plak. Hmmmmp. xpe. xpe. Kita catat hok ingak jah k.

Third. Teruskan dgn melayan gambar2 bunga ituuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..


Kami p Cameron Highlands
kami? sapa?
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Kenangan paling manis,paling harum.paling cantik.paling indah,paling bermakna,paling berseri dalam hidup aku :) dapat bunga berbaldi-baldi.Heheheee. Serius happy gila. Gila happy.Mau x happy kan.Berbaldi2 bunga. Aku bg kt sume kwn2 hat suka bunga. ngn letak kat rumah.  Ada satu tips utk lambatkan proses bunga layu. 
Buh panadol/Paracetamol dalam air bunga tu. Bunga akan kekal hidup dalam 2 minggu. Klu x buh ubt tu mybe seminggu x sampai. Biasala. bunga hidup. Yg hidup pasti mati.
Yang paling best saat nie,saat bila aku peluk sume bungkusan2 bunga nie sampai x nmpak bijik mata. sampai tenggelam aku oleh bunga2. heheheeeee. Syokk uuu. 

Forth 
Birhday 22. From Aliya senyum   
Special sangat. Sangat special. Thanks liya,semoga cepat kawen dgn. Heheheee